me: im going to fucking stab you
straight white boy: haha then what? ;)
the new harry potter movie looks interesting
Wow Harry’s wand is getting bigger!
Ash Wednesday or as I like to call it, Spot The Catholic day
if you close your eyes right before kanye attacks the paparazzi, your brain will think that you have died. some people find calmness in this
querever you are
This is 10x funnier if you read it in their voices
What's yours is mine.